JOHN MCCAIN
NICE OF THE PRINCESS TO INVITE US OVER FOR A PICNIC, EH LUIGI? - Mario Asked
I HOPE SHE MADE LOTS SPAGHETTI! - Luigi replied
LUIGI! LOOK!- Mario pointed to a peice of paper, pinned to a door with a sign that read "Koopa Klub Resort".
IT'S FROM BOWSER... - Mario noted. The paper read:
"DEAR PESKY PLUMBERS,
THE KOOPALINGS AND I, HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM
THE PRINCESS IS NOW A PERMANENT GUEST,
AT ONE OF MY SEVEN KOOPA HOTELS.
I DARE YA TO FIND HER IF YA CAN!"
WE GOTTA FIND THE PRINCESS! - Announced Mario
AND YOU GOTTA HELP US! - Luigi said, pointed towards you
IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS, ON HOW TO GET THROUGH THE HOTELS, CHECK OUT THE INCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK!!!!!!! - Mario stated.
Now get the fuck out...